This morning as i gathered my thoughts and tried to remember what day i'd woken up in i looked out of my window and thought i was still asleep. Before my eyes sitting on the wall outside my flat was a bird i had never seen around these parts, it was a grouse. It was a bit of a shock to see such a beautiful thing sitting outside in the pouring rain in a place he really shouldn't be, he looked confident and bold. I've only ever seen these birds out in the country where they really belong, maybe he had a date with a female city seagull? maybe he was lost? maybe he'd decided to move to the city to start a new life living it up in the big smoke? He looked like he was on some sort of mission, he actually looked like he was gearing up for stealing my car, i wish he bloody had!!?? That would have been a great story down the pub, 'aye the wee bastard just drove away, with me running after him in my pyjamas!'. Not sure anyone would believe that though??? Anyway, he sat there for a good few minutes just pondering his next move, where was he off to i wonder?? I thought afterwards imagining a group of neds coming along thinking they had stepped into Jurassic park, wondering what the hell it was, probably lobbing rocks at it! By the looks of this tough character i reckon he would of given them a good run for their money??!!!!
I wonder if he'll be back tmrw?
Those of you who have watched the 'Maybe' video will of course seen an attempt at figuring out the mystery that is the Rubik's Cube, i'm sitting here right now wondering if i will ever accomplish this puzzle in my lifetime. I could always pull off the stickers and pretend to everyone that i'd finished it. I feel it's sitting here just laughing at me, smugness in all it's shining glory. Maybe i'll just get the hammer out and show you who's boss you little !£*@$*&^$!
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